"TOO TEABAG FOR ME"

Here's to putting it all to music. Note inclusion of the odd fact that teabaggers think Obama is stupid:


TOO TEABAG FOR ME


I said I loved her and it's what I meant
She said she hates the government
I said, "Can't you spend your life with me?"
She said, "Can't we blow up Washington, D.C.?"

She's just too teabag for me (hey hey hey)
Way too teabag for me

She said she won't accept my ring
'Cause love and sharing are a Commie thing,
And those who marry or have a fling
Have got soft-headed and gone left-wing

She's just too teabag for me (hey hey hey)
Way too teabag for me

She said we're losing our freedoms every day
And revolution is the only way;
I asked what freedoms she had ever lost?
She'd only say she won't be bossed

She's just too teabag for me (hey hey hey)
Way too teabag for me

She says the Founders were for anarchy
And cornering the market and swilling tea
And keeping the poor more dead than free,
And that that's what they meant by liberty

She's just too teabag for me (hey hey hey)
Way too teabag for me

I said I get along with everyone
She said all she needs is some ammo and a gun;
She said she's only for the folks who are rich
I said I'm for the folks in the ditch

She's just too teabag for me (hey hey hey)
Way too teabag for me

She mailed out anonymous threats to kill
Whoever voted for the healthcare bill;
She said, "There's no democracy
Till Congress is afraid of me"

She's just too teabag for me (hey hey hey)
Way too teabag for me

She said Obama is dumb as a brick
That's when I realized she's pretty thick;
'Cause he has more brainpower in his behind
Than she has in her entire mind

She's just too teabag for me (hey hey hey)
Way too teabag for me

She likes to ride on a corporate bus
To town hall meetings and raise a fuss;
Now she says she's training with the Hutaree
And I say she's nutty as can be

She's just too teabag for me (hey hey hey)
Way too teabag for me